Skeeker in her pumpkin costume.
She always scowls like that.
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No pumpkins, but Greek gourds will work
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Hugo's pumpkin: family on one side, boat on the other
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Maggie's pumpkin: "BOO" (with a heart over it!)
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Instead of a ghost in a graveyard,
we had a ghost on a halyard
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Ghosts flying around the cabin
(especially as we sailed in a good breeze)
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Selections from the Halloween comedy show on Tenho:
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What did the elder chimney say to the younger one? You're too young to smoke.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggie.
The two fish are in a tank and one turns to the other and says "You man the guns and I'll drive."
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.
What to you do with a sick boat? Take it to the doc.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
Happy Halloween from the crew of Tenho!
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