Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Happy Halloween

No trick or treating here in Greece, so we hid candy on the boat and the kids had to find it with flashlights.   Halloween meets the Easter bunny.... Found some Greek gourds that worked as pumpkins, except that they start to rot faster than normal pumpkins - I was neurotically sniffing every corner of the boat until I finally found the source.  They also dyed our hands a curious orange - see Hugo's hand in second photo below. For costumes, the kids dressed as comedians and put on a show, see jokes at bottom.
Skeeker in her pumpkin costume.
She always scowls like that.


No pumpkins, but Greek gourds will work
 




Hugo's pumpkin: family on one side, boat on the other
Maggie's pumpkin:  "BOO" (with a heart over it!)
Instead of a ghost in a graveyard,
we had a ghost on a halyard
 
Ghosts flying around the cabin
(especially as we sailed in a good breeze)
 
Selections from the Halloween comedy show on Tenho:
 
What do you call a bear with no teeth?  A gummy bear. 
 
What did the elder chimney say to the younger one?  You're too young to smoke. 
 
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?  It's pointless. 
 
Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggie. 
 
The two fish are in a tank and one turns to the other and says "You man the guns and I'll drive." 
 
What's invisible and smells like carrots?  Rabbit farts. 
 
What do cats eat for breakfast?  Mice Krispies. 
 
What washes up on tiny beaches?  Microwaves. 
 
What to you do with a sick boat?  Take it to the doc. 
 
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?  Pumpkin Pi.
 
Happy Halloween from the crew of Tenho!

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